Wreck & Reference - Want

Hi jarred here to talk about week in the reference

first what you need to know is Wreck in the reverence is two big sad boys in the USA named josh and Felix. One day they played all the drums but then josh hit the buttons to make satan beep boop sounds on his ipad about being mad on tumblr

So then felix (the drums) was fed up he called gary mccoy from sun bather and he rubbed his back and told him it was ok

So then they both made frends again after there sad song that goes in your brain and now they tour all over the big world with sun bather and all the Japan men say nice to meet you! well this is really a big deal to have a CD-ROM on Mr. Flesner’s singing label for the big sad girls on there puters when they have lip stick!

10/10 stars josh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-jarred

How To Dress Well - Words I Don’t RememberHey men, bad news!!!!! This man is NOT so exited to be on our singing blog (see above!!!!) but were gonna try any way for you buddy! 

"How to get dressed" is a grate new cd by animal colective man who quit the group because he was fed up oh no
so if you ask him if hes frends with merhandise and chippy wolf, he’d pobably say yes and give you a thumb drive!
His name is panda bear like the zoo and wears a big shirt and plays a pianno that you plug in, because you can dance better at the main stage! his name is dave, i think, but its actually the other one. he puts on his pants first then his shoes and urban out fitter socks, cause duh!
so heres a crash courseThings the panda man does NOT do:-play black mettal with sun bather although there frends-be mean- shave a lot
Cool well i think this grate man with stubbles gets a grate revew of 10/10 STARS!!!!! cheer up animal man 
jarred

How To Dress Well - Words I Don’t Remember

Hey men, bad news!!!!! This man is NOT so exited to be on our singing blog (see above!!!!) but were gonna try any way for you buddy! 

"How to get dressed" is a grate new cd by animal colective man who quit the group because he was fed up oh no

so if you ask him if hes frends with merhandise and chippy wolf, he’d pobably say yes and give you a thumb drive!

His name is panda bear like the zoo and wears a big shirt and plays a pianno that you plug in, because you can dance better at the main stage! his name is dave, i think, but its actually the other one. he puts on his pants first then his shoes and urban out fitter socks, cause duh!

so heres a crash course

Things the panda man does NOT do:

-play black mettal with sun bather although there frends
-be mean
- shave a lot


Cool well i think this grate man with stubbles gets a grate revew of 10/10 STARS!!!!! cheer up animal man 

jarred

The Men - Tomorrow’s Hits

Did you know my dade used to be in a grate band in the 1960s??? no well check this out you wont believe it

The y were called the men   and were ceedence clear water  but mostly wore bell bottoms and rocked out while men threw  boo qays of  roses on the stage and big ladies gave them kisses yes   sir the men had it all but at what cost??????????



Now at his big job at home depot all his work frends go by his coobicle and they say  hi are you the man in the men wow!!!!!

Nice job on this re issue of your classic L.P., see you at the fair when gramma lucy buys me a cotton candy and says this was my favorite band in the 19 60 see?     i just wanted to ride the rides come on

All in all the men have grate jobs and make a living and have a big house where they all live with gand funk rail road and they have a big golden record and a saxophone and boys our age!!!!!!

10/10 stars dad and his frends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


jarred

Sun O))) Kil Moon & Ulver - Terrestrial Benji

You know how some albums are just one cd-rom and its one bunch   of songs but then theres two?

Like when mike kozelek met the scarey man and then there was one cd-rom, but two cd-roms?

Some times there can be two, like a split, and its grate, but really this is the folk cd and then the other one, where they callaborate 

have you ever looked   into the stars at night time? where theres no under ground men and no chelsey wolf and just gode being really glade for you and wishing you would   be nice?

Lately after school i think, if you look in a big telescope I dont think the universse thinks your very important in your hair cut and with your synthe sizer in sand fracisco.

I dont even think it knows that you do cartoons for ablums and dance around in videos where its art and you have a mask on or that youve met sun bather

or that the candle in front of the song makes it a ritual for the men

I really dont know but this ablum gets 10 stars and i hope you think about it

have a grate day

-jarred and petey

Recap of assetic house PACIFFIC POP FESTIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice hi men! did you have a grate week end? We did a grate  job mowing the lawn and did all our scip tures so gramma lucy took us to the undergound prom at the aesthetic house, NICE!!!!!!!!

The big day came on thurs day when all the serious men wanted to have a talent show for all the new compooter songs they made!

Heres a picture of the    asthetic house but it was night time

SUCH A SCAREY HOUSE but we were sooooooo brave! It was a big day for alllll the men so they called their girl frends on their cell phones and dressed them in shiny pants and they had bangs, and then they held there hands  while the man acted serious! nice    your ready to go!!!

time to make it a cloud to make it really important, but most of the time there was one man on stage, i think. But then they were two. The line up was: body in light, destucting unit, youth code, sun bather, jock clubs, some ember and king man!


Chelsey wolf was sick and couldnt come, so we went to carls junior to take a bath and get all the fog off us! nice thats our fun trip hope you had a grate time too frends ok? ok

Wait hold on one second hold on these grate men who played there songs sooooo good deserve an award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sunn O))) & Ulver - Terrestrials

10 TEN REASONS WHY SUN O IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. bad occult man anton croley
2. ride around in pumkin carriage with sutekh hexen
3. has a spooky horse named ulver
4. copied home work from smart   doom man dillon carlson
5. makes fun of sun bather and pulls there hair
6. does NOT do sciptures!!!!!!!
7. cd-rom has bad words
8. locked gramma lucy in coffin and took all her special nutrision bars
9. didnt make hottest man list
10. casts scary    spells and turns petey into a toad

JUST LOOKING OUT FOR THE MEN   SO IF YOU SEE   THIS SCARY MAN UNDER YOUR BED AND TRIES TO GIVE YOU A      7 INCH  DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Sun Kil Moon - Benji

so heres the deal with mike kozelek

Matt kozlek is a big sad man from spain who used to play in smashing pumpkin until he had to get a hair cut

One day he    desided go on a big train to go to sand francisco to meet his favorite band sun bather and go get some beer with gorge and jerry and have them look at his spannish gutar! Michael’s cat desert shore died a long time ago because he left him with jerry when he had to go to europe to sing on a boat, and jerry     smoked the funny plants and didn’t feed it the right wet food gosh jerry get a grip

all in all the song was VERY serious and everyone was quite, but now its not as serious when he   goes to chuch to sing the funnier songs in his tennis shoes to make the men    giggle and go hahahahaha!!!!

okay I think this is going to get 10/10 stars mike cheer up ok you’ll get your lead zeplin cd back

-jarred




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Raum - Event of Your Leaving

Gouper is a bautiful drone angel who went on tumblr to find another drone man to make songs on garage band to make it two really popular droners, so lets hear all about it!

Gouper’s 5 fast facts

Gouper realized her midi verb wasn’t loud enough and she had to go to port land really early in the morning to have wi fi so she went on craig list and found another man for the gouper internet band, nice!

-Gouper sang so sweetly in the pitch fork barn that she made all the men cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Gouper is  tiny viper 

-Gouper is grate and you should buy her cd-rom

-Gouperflew back into her computer with    her bautiful wand after the song bye gouper

Gouper got 10/10 stars grate job buddy!!!!!!!!!!!

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jarred

Just relaxing with MARISSA NADLER!!!!!!!!!!

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Coming off    the heel of our cool revew of her grate rock cd-rom our teacher mrs nadler said shed sit down with us after our pop     quiz and tell us what shes all about when shes not the techer cool here we have melissa nadler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here we have melissa


Q: Hi melissa me and petey just went to dennys did you have a lot of fun and a grate chis mas and doing your sciptures a lot?????????????????

A: It’s snowing and I shoveled my car off. It’s been really brutally cold out lately which is miserable, but not as bad as the mid-west.  I have a happy light which I like. It only works a little bit. I’m driving down to nyc at night for band practice for the weekend. Picking up Nina, my new viola player, at South Station. We’re going to listen to the radio and drive for five hours. I’m really excited to go to the west in february where everyone is happy and nice and friendly and it’s summer all of the time in LA (at least by contrast!)

Thats so grate melissa i heard sun bather went to australia for chis mas do you like sun bather      never mind ohhhhhh i’m embarsed!


When you    were a kid like me and petey did you  always sing the sweet sad song about history class?????????

I played guitar early on, so now I’ve been playing for a long time.  I’m self taught as a musician. I didn’t take a lot of music lessons and wasn’t in the choir or anything. I was more of a bedroom kid just drawing and listening to music alone.

Its no secret that your song is   VERY sweet  sad music about amerrica and all the indians, but what about when it’s the scarey  rock men who look like hollaween and scream at gramma lucy????????? 

I think it’s no secret that much of my music has a darker core to it. I think there’s a lot of overlap with acoustic music (though my music is only a little acoustic sometimes) and black metal. Anyway, I think I just met all these people because I started releasing records over a decade ago now, on a little label called Eclipse Records in Arizona. He (ed hardy) specializes in underground stuff.. and his booker, Angela, she booked Boris, Earth, and a ton of other awesome bands. While she was booking me, when I was in my early years, I met some really heavy people. I got to tour with Earth, and play shows with some rad bands. Those connections kind of stayed.  I met Randall Dunn, who produced my new record, through Angela I believe many years ago!


When you sang the funny song with xas     thur was he as scary as he was in star wars??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Scott approached me because he knew Jonas, who played bass for Earth for a while, and was also my bassist. Scott liked my voice and thought it would be cool over his music. I had moved to LA for a while, and I lasted all of three weeks out there. It wasn’t for me, though it’s pretty. He lived outside of LA.  At the time I didn’t really know a lot about that scene. I’ve always listened to what I like, no matter what genre it is. And it seemed like something to do at the time that was better than sitting around LA. I liked doing that project a lot. It was great to be able to do wordless layers of vocals, and I do want to more of that on future projects.

Is he nice???????????????????? 

I think Scott is a very genuine person. He’s intense and dedicated to music.

nice! 

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In terms of dark music, my favorite band right now is Locrian. Those dudes sent me a giant package of LPs and I literally have listened to nothing else on my record player for months. I like to light some candles and put them on. It’s relaxing music.

What are your top 5 sand wiches that you like to eat in class when you teach us???????????

Drawing a blank right now. I guess I’m not hungry enough to think about food.

It’s too early. 

Thats ok melissa, one time my mom made me a penut butter sandwich!!!!!! I really like corn dogs from the cafetera except when petey ate mine and i cried and you sent me to the pincipal

What inspired the new song to go on scared bones and what is the favorite new song you’ll tell us all about?????

I love Sacred Bones. I’m really excited to be working this them. They put out a lot of great music and on top of that they are very nice people.

July is inspired by a lot of things. It’s the culmination of several years building up, and is my first full length lp since 2011. (the sister was an EP really)…  It’s coming out Feb. 4th on Sacred Bones Feb. 10th on Bella Union. I drew the picture for the limited edition cover of the sacred bones version that will be sealed with wax.

 

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Were you in sun o???????? Thats a BAD band mrs nadler!!!!

No. Not at all. I think that was a fb typo. Steven O’Malley and I are friends though. I met him through my old booking agent, Angela Means, who booked Eclipse Booking about ten years ago. I LOVE his music. I think he’s got a special allure and mystique. We’ve also collaborated with a lot of the same people, like Jesse Sykes and the sweet hereafter, and Randall Dunn.

PHEW!!!!

Do you like other music that isn’t melissa nader offical my space songs??????????????????????????????

Locrian is my night jam, so I have to say them. I listen to the Dirty three all of the time.

I love Caroline Polachek from Chairlift. We’re friends and I just love what she does with her voice. Her newer music is getting really dark and strange, which I love.  

 

Thank you mrs nader our favorit history techer for talking to us after class and teaching us hope you give us a pizza party soon (?????????????)

Do you have any advice for me and petey when we go on the puter and give every one stars?????

 Keep doing what you’re doing. You’re great and make me smile.


Hold on hold on looks like mrs nadler wins a prize!!!!!!!!!!!!


NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!