Floor - Oblation
MEMO TO JARRED AND PETEYS MOMS.
Hi its me the delivery guy did anyone order a large slice of ‘don’t worry your kiddies are doin’ grate but causing misbehaving’?. I want to give a standing OBLATION to Jarred and Petey for being succesful internet cultural ambasseders and making GRATE interviews with Mel Dibbler, Bold Rice, etc even though Gramma Lucy (RIP) gave them iPhone 5S’s and now I can hardly get them to put down the angry bird and do the scanstron tests for class (score good in a game, score bad in detention).
Anyhoo it’s time to cut the grey’s poopon and listen to a little bit about FLORE’s new cd called Oblation. This album was off the hizzy and I am giving it a 10/10 but SOME STUDENTS know its not aproprio to be listening to Lifehouse on their walkmans and need to cool it with the jibber jabber earbud musicals going on in chemistry class. When I say “TURN DOWN” I MEAN “TURN DOWN” (off). Seriously though this new Flore cd is one the besties because it features Dave Growl from Food Fighters, a killer music band. They get the blood pumpin and the toes tappin (NOT referring to sexytime, in case you insinuatted that).
I am goin to take you on a little vacation-time down mem’ry lane, when back in the day Floorsville was my jam. Woo nelly I would give my ears a big nice tasty treat with Flore (NOT FLOWER) but I have to tell you something didn’t sit right after my ears munched on that guitar tone. My gut (ok fine, ye olde plumbers’ tummy) straight up sputtered out of control when I heared those guitars! It was like if potty town could sing like a beautiful young woman singing her heart out with a guitar! Sing a riff, baby, but be prepared to find a private mess to clean up at the end, ok.
I am giving Jarred and Petey’s Educational performance a 10/10 because they asked me to give all you peeps in blogtown to a lil literary journey. Thanks guys, next time DONT write mean bully scribble scrabble about Sun Oh on the boys bathroom walls in Sharpies!!
Jarred and Petey’s Guidance Counseler