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Black Monolith - Passenger

so jerry mccory and his best frend nick basket always have play dates wheir they play bionicles and share there delay pedals hahah so fun and but what happens next you wont believe

Jerry wanted to get apple jiuce out of the fridge but it was too high up and he knocked it all over his The Smithes shirt oh no what a big mess so nicks mome gave jerry nick’s clothes from his big brother  had when he was jerrys age thanks mrs basket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and wa la they fit over his legs and tumy just right what a grate boy    

with hand me down d  beat jeans and gorge’s old gloves he got from the big store and a big  black shirt they decided to make a      new song with there instroments with there frend nate mortis drawing a cartoon for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now jerry   is SO happy that he called      gorge to talk about his new out fit and his big boy song!!!!!!!!!!!

10/10 stars mrs basket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-jarred

Merchandise / Milk Music / Destruction Unit - USA ‘13

wow so many grate boys on one cd-rom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here are some use full  facts to learn on how these boys keep it cool ;)

merchandise man carson daly stole jes areluis from destucting unit hair gel so that he could empress farmakon and take her to the scool winter formal but then nick zappa found out and challenged him to a battle of the bnads and dumped a fuzze pedal on his head hahahah 

nick zappa 

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nick nappa is grate And always wears cool t shirts and loves to snuggle 

when these boys arnt  at battle of the band they our out solving mysterys like why dide cheslee wolf grow hair under the moon hahah or what is your favorit thing to do on sun days when your mom is at bible stody and she left the computer on so you coild read pinch fork and watch you tube  videos on youtube of all your singing bands at the SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!

after a egausting day of looking for clues they heard there tummie was rumbleing and  wrent back the ascetic house for dinner where jes areluis cooked up a duel reverb soaked chedder bake meat lovers pizz a  just the way gramma lucy taght us boy those were the days!!!!!!!!!

i miss gramma lucy :(

10/10   stars mystery men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-petey 

Some Ember - s/t
Dolan and nina are funny green alliens with matching hare who crashed on gramma lucys lawn from the korg galaxy when she was still with us and smoked funny plants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now nolan is a funny rock and roll clown from the 60s when he wants to go on book and vegan to talk about his new xylophone song with his big sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dylan and nolan came to my junior high   at recess when they had chicken nugget tues day and they told us about the old times when you button your shirt all the way up and your hair cut, and then they told the pinciple to get realNow at night  when me and petey have bad dreams   and we run to sleep in dina and nolans room they put on a nice sun bather cd-rom and give us warm milk and were tuckered out and the dreaming man tells us all night night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!look at that mr. and mrs alien you got 10/10 stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!-jarred and petey

Some Ember - s/t

Dolan and nina are funny green alliens with matching hare who crashed on gramma lucys lawn from the korg galaxy when she was still with us and smoked funny plants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now nolan is a funny rock and roll clown from the 60s when he wants to go on book and vegan to talk about his new xylophone song with his big sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dylan and nolan came to my junior high   at recess when they had chicken nugget tues day and they told us about the old times when you button your shirt all the way up and your hair cut, and then they told the pinciple to get real

Now at night  when me and petey have bad dreams   and we run to sleep in dina and nolans room they put on a nice sun bather cd-rom and give us warm milk and were tuckered out and the dreaming man tells us all night night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look at that mr. and mrs alien you got 10/10 stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-jarred and petey

Jex Thoth - Blood Moon Rise

Gramma lucy used to get her braide caught in ye olde doom fiddle

Gramma lucy taught jex tote how to braide hair so that it didnt get stuck in the doom pedal

Grammy lucy teach men how to play flute so that murcury wasnt in gatorade

Gramma lucy is dead and i am sad

10/10 stars jessica tooth

-jarred and petey



NNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOLF IN THE THRONE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know men this is a lot for a boy to handle at are age

We just lost gramma lucy then whirl even though we had a fight on the puter

When you take away sootek hexen i don’t know how we handle it but this is the last straw

wolf in the phone book was my favorit singing band even though they tried to eat gramma lucy when she was with us and they were in there tree minding there own business. They were watching there favorite movie The emperors new groove on blue ray

When there incense they use to be importent made there tree house burn down and they almost made it out fine but it was too late!!!!!!!!!!!

So me and petey went to the big forest and jerry mccory said a few words and they barried the wolfs in a nature coufin

I’m gonna miss the wolfs a lot i hope gramma lucy is feeding them rice and beans in heavan


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asbjoedt asked:

What are you doing lately?

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I dont know but everyones dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -jarred

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! SOOTEKH HEXEN!!!!!!!!!

WHHHYYYYYY????????????????????????

Me and petey dont even know whats hapening

We were   at nick basket and the whirls funeral for all of them blowing are noses and wondering where randy way and evan ganwen from sootek haxen were and they said they were on there way, but what happens next you wont believe

they crashed there giant pumkin into the funeral house and they DIED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So then it had to be a bigger funeral for both the rock and roll bands and larry mccory said a few words

And clay rugby had to put on his baggy pants and do some serious carpenty to fix the hurt house. Clay had a big hammer

Well were going to miss sutek hexen a lot and there funny holloween rock that always used to scare gramma lucy when she was with us

Here was the sootek hex in when they were with us

Im glad they get to be with nick basket and gramma lucy i miss them so much

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP WHIRL!!!!!!!

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We regret to enform every one of the men that whirl had a big tragedy today and went to go be in heaven with jesus and    gramma lucy

They went to go eat before there concert at carls junior (nice!) and the ham buger man didnt wash his hands after he went potty and so what happens next you don’t believe

Made nick basket feel really icky after they ate it and went back to the stage but it was too late

Whirl were a grate band of a lot of big boy feelings about there loud song but with the girl in it reeeeeally quiet. Larry mccory said a few words

We’re blowing are noses and these men will be missed

Floor - Oblation 

MEMO TO JARRED AND PETEYS MOMS.


Hi its me the delivery guy did anyone order a large slice of ‘don’t worry your kiddies are doin’ grate but causing misbehaving’?.  I want to give a standing OBLATION to Jarred and Petey for being succesful internet cultural ambasseders and making GRATE interviews with Mel Dibbler, Bold Rice, etc even though Gramma Lucy (RIP) gave them iPhone 5S’s and now I can hardly get them to put down the angry bird and do the scanstron tests for class (score good in a game, score bad in detention). 


Anyhoo it’s time to cut the grey’s poopon and listen to a little bit about FLORE’s new cd called Oblation. This album was off the hizzy and I am giving it a 10/10 but SOME STUDENTS know its not aproprio to be listening to Lifehouse on their walkmans and need to cool it with the jibber jabber earbud musicals going on in chemistry class. When I say “TURN DOWN” I MEAN “TURN DOWN” (off). Seriously though this new Flore cd is one the besties because it features Dave Growl from Food Fighters, a killer music band.  They get the blood pumpin and the toes tappin (NOT referring to sexytime, in case you insinuatted that).  


I am goin to take you on a little vacation-time down mem’ry lane, when back in the day Floorsville was my jam.  Woo nelly I would give my ears a big nice tasty treat with Flore (NOT FLOWER) but I have to tell you something didn’t sit right after my ears munched on that guitar tone.  My gut (ok fine, ye olde plumbers’ tummy) straight up sputtered out of control when I heared those guitars! It was like if potty town could sing like a beautiful young woman singing her heart out with a guitar! Sing a riff, baby, but be prepared to find a private mess to clean up at the end, ok. 


I am giving Jarred and Petey’s Educational performance a 10/10 because they asked me to give all you peeps in blogtown to a lil literary journey. Thanks guys, next time DONT write mean bully scribble scrabble about Sun Oh on the boys bathroom walls in Sharpies!!



Larry Potter
Jarred and Petey’s Guidance Counseler

Floor - Oblation 

MEMO TO JARRED AND PETEYS MOMS.
Hi its me the delivery guy did anyone order a large slice of ‘don’t worry your kiddies are doin’ grate but causing misbehaving’?.  I want to give a standing OBLATION to Jarred and Petey for being succesful internet cultural ambasseders and making GRATE interviews with Mel Dibbler, Bold Rice, etc even though Gramma Lucy (RIP) gave them iPhone 5S’s and now I can hardly get them to put down the angry bird and do the scanstron tests for class (score good in a game, score bad in detention). 
Anyhoo it’s time to cut the grey’s poopon and listen to a little bit about FLORE’s new cd called Oblation. This album was off the hizzy and I am giving it a 10/10 but SOME STUDENTS know its not aproprio to be listening to Lifehouse on their walkmans and need to cool it with the jibber jabber earbud musicals going on in chemistry class. When I say “TURN DOWN” I MEAN “TURN DOWN” (off). Seriously though this new Flore cd is one the besties because it features Dave Growl from Food Fighters, a killer music band.  They get the blood pumpin and the toes tappin (NOT referring to sexytime, in case you insinuatted that). 

I am goin to take you on a little vacation-time down mem’ry lane, when back in the day Floorsville was my jam.  Woo nelly I would give my ears a big nice tasty treat with Flore (NOT FLOWER) but I have to tell you something didn’t sit right after my ears munched on that guitar tone.  My gut (ok fine, ye olde plumbers’ tummy) straight up sputtered out of control when I heared those guitars! It was like if potty town could sing like a beautiful young woman singing her heart out with a guitar! Sing a riff, baby, but be prepared to find a private mess to clean up at the end, ok. 
I am giving Jarred and Petey’s Educational performance a 10/10 because they asked me to give all you peeps in blogtown to a lil literary journey. Thanks guys, next time DONT write mean bully scribble scrabble about Sun Oh on the boys bathroom walls in Sharpies!!
Larry Potter
Jarred and Petey’s Guidance Counseler
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so Whats the deale with inquisition!!?????????????? petey investigrates:

inquistion  who 

that were mean to gramma lucy they put a Sun O cd-r in her oatmale

the things they do

1) laughed at jerrys smashing pumpin shirt 

2) stole all of pharmakons jell pens at recess 

3) threw a foot ball at pete y 

4) didt give gode thanks for shoe gaze 

5) threw a foot ball at gramma lucy

if you wanna see if they are mean check out the metal archives page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

inquistion went to the lake and made fun of gramma lucys tattooo of her 

loving hustband Alof Hitmer

-petey